Mario’s nipples! Have you ever wanted to see them? Me either, yet here we are.
There are few things I love more than good video game art that I can use as wallpaper on my computer and phone.
The above photo had the potential to be excellent wallpaper — until I took a closer look at Mario!
Why does he have nipples!?
Something about Mario having nipples in this picture is so distracting and disturbing to me that I’ve never been able to set this picture as anything, yet it’s so cool that I can bring myself to delete it off my phone either.
Thus, I am cursed with this Mario beach nipples picture on my phone forever and to occasionally scroll past it and again be reminded that someone made the conscious decision to give Mario nipples.
DOES TOAD HAVE NIPPLES TOO!? AT LEAST HE HAS THE DECENCY TO KEEP ALL HIS PARTS COVERED.
AND YOSHI’S FULL BODY IS COVERED IN SAND. MODEST.
Anyway, I just really wish Mario wasn’t anatomically correct here.
HERE THEY ARE AGAIN FROM SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY. GAH! At least they make more sense on his body here in this more-detailed picture.
For anyone who’s interested, though, here’s the beach picture with the offending nips edited out.
Do his nipples weird anyone else out as much as me?