Nicktoons Racing – But Why?

This is a nightmare of a game.

And I’m not even being hyperbolic. It is truly that bad.

Nicktoons Racing is slow, boring and they got two of the characters’ names wrong. Seriously.

A quick rundown. In Nicktoons Racing, you play as famous Nickelodeon characters from the 90s and participate in some astonishingly slow-speed races around tracks set in the various Nicktoons’ worlds.

You can play as such Nickelodeon greats as CatDog, Sponge Bob, Tommy from Rugrats, Eliza from the Wild Thornberries, Arnold from Hey, Arnold!, and THEN THERE’S THESE GUYS!!!

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The lighter one is Norbert and the darker one is Daggett. Someone let this video game be made and published with the incorrect names on these characters! Sigh.

I loved Angry Beavers when I was younger and this mistake almost made me lose my mind as a kid and still pains me to this day.

And the characters were offensively ugly.

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Arnold looks like cheese
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Tommy is a hideous monster
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Eliza is driving a turd
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CatDog looks fine though

Long story short, this game is the worst.

Did anyone else ever play this game? Or the remakes for other consoles? Let me know in the comments!


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