Mario, a grown man, is being harassed by this child bully again
But it’s fine because Mario is bothering the child right back
Now this interaction is just getting tiring
Step 1: Upset the child
Step 2: Destroy the child
A lie told by a creepy
I bet there’s poop in there!
Mario encounters an ERROR
Lil Oinks are the most adorable of all adorable things. Also they’re a money pit and this Toad is in on their nefarious plot.
This Toad’s name is Idio T.
He’s not even trying to problem solve right now!
Mario lost his marbles when Parakarry told him he’d lost all the mail. So naturally they then killed each other in a fierce duel
Mario: The Hero or the Monster? A thrilling saga involving subterfuge, intrigue and beating an innocent citizen
As punishment for your over-the-top incompetence, you now have to carry Mario’s chubby butt everywhere
Trickery and Failure in three parts
Truly the face of incompetence
Give him a fruit and he’ll Mario he’s handsome
Mario ain’t afraid of no ghost
A rough battle indeed
“Like I can’t breathe because actually we’re in space.”
Bowser being creepy, Peach giving him what-for and Kammy looking completely unaffected by the whole ordeal
Tubba Blubba sounds like an urban legend. “Then he drains the goats of all their blood and puts on a wig and burns down houses!”
All screenshots come from Krow’s Graveyard’s awesome Paper Mario walkthrough!