Paper Mario insane screen grabs: Chapter 1

This guy knows how to live — in constant fear of looking uncool

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Keep those priorities straight, Kooper

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Even before he officially joins the party, Kooper is already a vital member of the team

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Kooper brought his angry eyes, just in case

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This Koopa Bro is looking decidedly uncool right now

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Bombette the Menace doesn’t mince words

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More Koopa Troopas looking super uncool

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Koopas being uncool off-screen

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Can’t believe we’re facing Bowser??? so early in the game! I’m shocked!

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I love the stitching on his body and his wheels for feet! And those block fists! Amazing!

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…Oh never mind

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But consider this: a mobile game

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That stitch work wasn’t as solid as it looked

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Why do they keep making this face?

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At least they’ll have the remains of their Bowser??? costume and that picture of Peach to keep them company 

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Maybe seek medical attention for this problem

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She knew there was a secret passageway, she made the decision to press the button. Why is she so surprised that something is happening?

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DON’T ACT LIKE YOU’RE NOT IN ON THIS TOO, TWINK!

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Bowser should be more responsible with his possessions

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This is an extremely small room. Bowser didn’t see Peach until he was right up on her? Instead of kidnapping the Princess, maybe Mr. Nearsighted needs to get some glasses

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When confronted with being nosy, Peach takes a standing up nap to try and get out of trouble

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Being carried everywhere is the only way for a princess to travel

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Screen grabs taken from Krow’s Graveyard‘s awesome Paper Mario walkthrough

One thought on “Paper Mario insane screen grabs: Chapter 1

  1. Talk about nostalgia! It’s been ages since I played the original Paper Mario. It’s such a good game, great sense of humor.

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